Top 10 things that Varg can do when he gets out of prison

After being incarcerated for 16 years, it was announced on burzum.org that Varg would soon be released from prison on parole. There is no need to go into the controversy of Varg and his "notorious" actions, I have actually always been a fan of Varg and I have enjoyed reading some of his pagan literature. According to the wikipedia page on Varg it says "Vikernes stated numerous times in past interviews that he planned to move to a farm with his wife and child, mentioning the fact that he planned to write books under a pen name or anonymously as well as recording a possible future album"

Top 10 Things that Varg will do after Prison
Here are my predictions for the things that Varg might do with his freedom.

10. He will proclaim himself as the Fuhrer of Norway and torture Jews by making them listen to Hlidskjalf.
9. He will declare that all Black Metal is fake and that he was the true originator of black metal.
8. All churches in Norway will be sent down in flames!
7. Fans of Mayhem will be tortured along with the jews.
6. Varg will start a new trend of wearing Norwegian long brimmed hats to cover balding spots. It will be the new black metal fashion trend.
5. He will release a new Burzum album with vocals from Amy Lee of Evanesence. (Varg really digs plump broads)
4. Varg will star in a movie based on his own life it will be called "Burzum: The Prison Years" ...I will leave that to your imagination...
3. Varg will start his official myspace profile and instantly have 300,000 friends and followers.
2. He will build the largest castle ever made in Norway, call it the Troll Kingdom, and hire little blonde girls to cook and clean for him. Outside of the castle he will build a 400 foot statue of Odin!
1. Varg will be murdered by a psychopathic 17 year old Mayhem fan who is seeking revenge for his bastardized father Euronymous!